Encounter with Noobs !!!!

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dark.lord.rules said:
Hold on ... correct me if im wrong .. the shuffle and the 160gb classic both are ipods only :bleh: ... and enlighten me ... only two had iPods what does this mean ?? :rofl:
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He meant that all of them who claimed to have ipod with them were having other mp3 players, just two guys really posses apple ipods. :)
 
Nir[V]aNa said:
Few months back, a final yr engg. friend from the hostel was filling out some online forms on my comp. This is how it looked:

Me: Why have you put an asterisk after all of your details? Makes me feel as if there is some fine print attached to everything related to you...

Him: Dumass, read properly. It's written on top "star" is compulsory for all fields.

Me: :death:

/I kid you not.
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Buwahahaha!!

devesh38 said:
2. Sending 2 SMS always

One of my friends GF always use to send 2 SMSes. One my friend asked her the reason. he got a reply stating the second one SMS will go and hit the first SMS(if stuck in traffic) and thus the first SMS will travel at a faster rate and reach earlier............:rofl:
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:rofl:
 
Happens a lot of time with camera related stuff too :)
People have a tough time digesting prime lenses with their 1X zoom :D:D Especially when you can get 8X zoom camera for less than 10K, why would you buy a lens with no zoom for 20K?!!
 
once i was playing counter strike 1.6 with a bunch a bunch of n00bs.........they were so n00b that our score was 16 and they scored 0 couldnt win a single game.... :) they use to talk a lot about their achievements but that day we proved them that they are nothing but simply n00bs who need a lot of practice with the BOTS and not with the humans......
 
Chikon said:
once i was playing counter strike 1.6 with a bunch a bunch of n00bs.........they were so n00b that our score was 16 and they scored 0 couldnt win a single game.... :) they use to talk a lot about their achievements but that day we proved them that they are nothing but simply n00bs who need a lot of practice with the BOTS and not with the humans......
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Umm, I don't think you understood the purpose of the thread...
 
I can't find the ad now, but on OLX website, there was one guy who was selling his NFS Shift PC game. The reason for selling was as follows :

"I dont need the game now as I cracked it.

It is an original copy please believe me. "

Those were exactly the words written in the ad. I think the guy thought the world is full of n00bs who would believe his 'ingenious' reason.
 
1- There was this dude in my class who enquired whether increasing his RAM by 1GB would help him to listen to more songs...:S....evidently his HDD was outta space........

2- 2 years ago, I went to a nearby comp shop to buy an XFX 630i mobo. the lady ws like:huh:. She said that it had to be special ordered. I said OK. Next week the thing arrives at the shop and I went to take it. Upon opening the box, I saw it was a Barebone Kit:annoyed:. I told her it's a barebone(like she knows wat a barebone is)....She refused to replace it sayin the mobo was special ordered and no one buys stuff like this. Everyone only takes Intel.... Finally i started:argue: followed by:@:bomb::gun2: I never ever visited the dumb shop ever.....
Every single day some n00b makes me go :sos:
 
sugat123 said:
I can't find the ad now, but on OLX website, there was one guy who was selling his NFS Shift PC game. The reason for selling was as follows :

"I dont need the game now as I cracked it.
It is an original copy please believe me. "

Those were exactly the words written in the ad. I think the guy thought the world is full of n00bs who would believe his 'ingenious' reason.
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:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Damn awesome.
 
Last Night over phone(our houses are like 5 km apart):-

Her: Tu mujhe woh songs de sakta hai? (Can you give me that song?)

Me: Thik hai ! (Sure!)

Her: Okay, mein bluetooth on kar rahi hu. Send kar. (Okay, I am switching on bluetooh, Send me.)

Me: o_O

I think, she actually wanted me to come to her bluetooth range. :P
 
XTechManiac said:
Last Night over phone(our houses are like 5 km apart):-

Her: Tu mujhe woh songs de sakta hai? (Can you give me that song?)

Me: Thik hai ! (Sure!)

Her: Okay, mein bluetooth on kar rahi hu. Send kar. (Okay, I am switching on bluetooh, Send me.)

Me: o_O

I think, she actually wanted me to come to her bluetooth range. :P
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Dumba$$, that was only an excuse. She had something else on her mind -_-.
 
This actually happened.

My friend is in MSC IT. His teacher, an MSC IT Teacher asked him how can she upgrade her 1GB iPod Nano to a 4GB one, coz her colleague had told her its possible via a firmware update.

This is the state of n00biness in India. This is not some college in far off region, but in College in Churchgate, Mumbai.
 
XTechManiac said:
Last Night over phone(our houses are like 5 km apart):-
Her: Tu mujhe woh songs de sakta hai? (Can you give me that song?)
Me: Thik hai ! (Sure!)
Her: Okay, mein bluetooth on kar rahi hu. Send kar. (Okay, I am switching on bluetooh, Send me.)
Me: o_O

I think, she actually wanted me to come to her bluetooth range. :P
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This is a common thing, many people don`t know about the bluetooth range.
 
Chikon said:
once i was playing counter strike 1.6 with a bunch a bunch of n00bs.........they were so n00b that our score was 16 and they scored 0 couldnt win a single game.... :) they use to talk a lot about their achievements but that day we proved them that they are nothing but simply n00bs who need a lot of practice with the BOTS and not with the humans......
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LOL Chikon , who's the noob here ? :P

(No offense)
 
When I was in 10th class, there was one of my friend who told me that if u sneeze on Floppy disk & keep it for 2 or 3 days it will develop virus itself & I was like yeah I know that coz u hv sneezed upon that. But he said: No, the computer virus.
 
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