Encounter with Noobs !!!!

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sugat123 said:
I can't find the ad now, but on OLX website, there was one guy who was selling his NFS Shift PC game. The reason for selling was as follows :

"I dont need the game now as I cracked it.
It is an original copy please believe me. "

Those were exactly the words written in the ad. I think the guy thought the world is full of n00bs who would believe his 'ingenious' reason.
here is the link :

i wanna sell my NFS SHIFT and its totally original - Mumbai - Video Games - Consoles - wanna buy wanna sell
 
Not a direct encounter, but one online. My mind kept telling me something was wrong with this 'technical report'. :D As per this guy, Micromax has cracked the code with something really really big AND non-existent :)

So far, we have seen Micromax mobiles experimenting with dual SIM QWERTY handsets or simple touchscreen devices; they are known for producing low cost handsets to the public which basically comes with no Operating System.

Source: Micromax Android Mobile Phones Launching around Diwali November 2010

PS: I feel noobish posting this, don't all phones have an OS? :P
 
when i was in college in computer science class we were given a stupid question(Open C drive!!!!) my friend sitting next to me asked me what he should do??:ohyeah:
I told him go up using ur mouse and click mycomp.
Suddenly he lifted the mouse in the air and started shoutin this mouse wont go up!!!!!:clap:
 
mrcool63 said:
when i was in college in computer science class we were given a stupid question(Open C drive!!!!) my friend sitting next to me asked me what he should do??:ohyeah:

I told him go up using ur mouse and click mycomp.

Suddenly he lifted the mouse in the air and started shoutin this mouse wont go up!!!!!:clap:
sorry but I think your college guys are noobs or they think their student are noobs to ask such a question.
 
mrcool63 said:
when i was in college in computer science class we were given a stupid question(Open C drive!!!!) my friend sitting next to me asked me what he should do??:ohyeah:

I told him go up using ur mouse and click mycomp.

Suddenly he lifted the mouse in the air and started shoutin this mouse wont go up!!!!!:clap:
Where do you live?
 
apextwin146 said:
Lol No.
some have command prompts only :|

Hmm. Even the bare bones ones? Out of curiousity I did a *#0000# on my Nokia 2310 and it mentioned some version.
Sudarshan_SMD said:
Telephone don't have any OS(our landline set). :P
I was referring to cell phones.
 
an IT student 3rd year at Heritage Institute of tech. Kolkata was tellin me to install win7 on his 8yr old compaq pc with 640mb RAM and 40GB HDD. apparently he was having trouble with audio drivers. :/

this happened before durga puja...
so i said.
win7?
ami oi computer doshomite dugga maer sathe bhasan diye ditam.

he even said, i dont store much so my hdd is free, when i told him he doesnot have enough memory to run win7.
 
mrcool63 said:
biggest noobs. we used to get so pissed with them that we used to steal off the mouse balls!!!:clap:

So that your mouse can have a Proper PAIR. :) :)
Anyway, yesterday a friend was trying to sell me his PCi-E 6600GT card for Rs. 3000/-, just because he bought it for Rs. 10000/- :O
 
My junior called me yesterday. He was asking help from me related to laptop purchase.. Imagine what question he asked to me??? :bleh:

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Junior - I want to purchase a laptop, which one should I buy? windows 7, xp or vista? :rofl: :lmao: No matter, they are students of Computer Science and Engineering, they are BIG NUTS...
 
heard from my bro sharing something very innocent:)

there group was exchanging some views about upgrading a friend modem

one of them was getting pathetic speeds with his internal pci modem
so guess what??

other guy suggested shift to a pci express16x modem and you will get speeds like never before...:rofl::rofl:
 
Yesterday my friend who got a new PS3 called me and told me the news ... i said congrats ... and then he was like yea i got the PS3 caz its free online but xbox you need to give charges .. i said yes true ...

after such intelligent talk guess what did he say :D

called me about half and hour later n told me he cant get online with hes ps3 ... i asked whats the issue. .. he said it doesnt signs him into psn .... nor he can browse websites using the ps3 browser ... i asked him if he has configured hes connection and he was like what connection ... ps3 has free net uses with its inbuilt net why should i connect it to my connection ... :|
 
This happened today.

We were having lunch.

A colleague was wearing a nice watch.

Another colleague asks : "Nice watch!! Which company"

colleague says: "Quartz" :death:

Me says : ":chair: Quartz is some mineral, Not a company"

Another colleague says : "Quartz is written all almost all watches, Are you sure it's a mineral?"

Me says: "Coz it's there in all watches that's why it's wrtten, there are 2 types of movements, quartz and mechanical, and mostly, watches use quartz movement. And I am pretty sure about it that, it's a mineral, not a company. If you have a doubt, Google's your friend."

Another colleague says : "Ok. I am also not sure so I will Google it."

After immediate following .. asks colleague once again if there's something else written on watch other then "quartz"

colleague say the company name which is some unknown company's name.

Immediately after saying the name, colleague looks at me and says

"Now please dont tell that this company name also is not a company name but some mineral name."

Me says : "Ok." (:annoyed: :chair: :-[ inside my mind)
 
Well this is a story of last Saturday..I got a new Canon EOS 1000D DSLR...one guy wanted to ask the specs of camera...so below are his questions and my answers:

1. How much memory this cam has?

Ans. I told 4GB and it's not inbuilt. We can always increase memory by putting memory card of higher capacity.

2. How much zoom it has got?

Ans. I told it depends on lens, right now the lens supports 3x zoom.

After that he didn't asked any questions. Mean while I was thinking in my mind..if he asks how many mega pixels....I would have answered it depends on camera body...right now it's 10 but i can get higher mega pixels by getting another body and using the same lens :P
 
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