Encounter with Noobs !!!!

[m-jeri]

^^

Those are like natural very normal questions from a person who sees a new cam. It must be you considering yourself elee7. :S

 

[Renegade]

Frankly the first question they ask is Megapixel and then go on to say that they bought a higher megapixel camera which is much smaller and much cheaper.

Same for GFX card. How much MB card is it?

 

[Gannu]

^Totally! I've had such instances before.

Some similar cases:

1. Friend: (Looking at my huge LiLi enclosure) - Wow why do you have a server at home?

Me:

Me: It's just a spacious case. I prefer this over the smaller chassis.

2. Friend: OK, so what's inside that big dabba?

Me: E8400, G31 board, 4870 1gig card, yada yada.

Friend: How many GHz CPU?

Me: 3GHz at stock.

Friend: I have a Pentium D 3GHz at home. So what's the big deal here? :|

Me:

3. (Looking at the MX5021) Friend: How many watts are those?

Me: 90W RMS.

Friend: Bah, my home theater has 3000W PMPO.

Me:

 

[Dark Star]

^^Ditto. Every one visiting my room says wow this is a great server :|

 

[de.das.dude]

hahahaha....
lol
a guy in the my batch from computer science doesnt know how to burn cd/dvd nor does he know what is winrar.
he has difficulty "logging" into facebook so he doesnt come online very often!

 

[mndar]

And if any of them say they've solved a problem...

xkcd: Workaround

 

[d@rK nEmEsIs]

Same for GFX card. How much MB card is it?

This question still haunt the techies.

 

[dark.lord.rules]

This question still haunt the techies.

True .. my friend called me a n00b caz i sold my 8600gt 512mb ddr2 and got a 8800gts 320gb ddr3

 

[Superbad]

True .. my friend called me a n00b caz i sold my 8600gt 512mb ddr2 and got a 8800gts 320gb :S ddr3

Who
Is
The
NOOB
Here.

 

[geek ashish]

Who
Is
The
NOOB
Here.

8600GTS VS 8600GT (& VS 7600GT ) FULL REVIEW AND BENCHMARK

 

[techno_guy]

my friend said that he had I pod .
I said fine but which one (kaunsa hai?)
He said I pod toh apple ka hi hoga na !
I told "abe yede" I mean kaunsa shuffle, nano, classic ke touch
he replied pata nahi par apple ka hai loll!

 

[letmein]

^At least he knows iPod=Apple, most people think anything that plays music is an iPod.

Friend: Dude, I'm getting a Sony iPod for my car.

Me: Huh?

He was getting a Sony Xplod music system...

 

[techno_guy]

^^ ya many people think ipod and mp3 player are one and the same

one friend recently said maine china ipod liya hai jisme memory card dal sakte hai . Vo apple vala toh phaltu ata hai, expandable bhi nahi hai !!

 

[djmykey]

Ppl ask me if Im backing up office data at home coz I have 3.5 TB of storage at home.... WTF !!! :S
(BTW Me teh Backup Admin at office :bleh: )

 

[rgsilent]

I've had people telling me "kuch bhi mat bol" when I tell them iPod is an mp3 player and not the other way round.

 

[ashvarybabul]

I've had people telling me "kuch bhi mat bol" when I tell them iPod is an mp3 player and not the other way round.

No surprise... this must be a 5crore question in KBC

 

[Neo-N]

A friend wanted advice for buying a laptop.....

He told me that he would be using it ONLY for Word Processing & Internet Surfing and nothing else...... And then asked me if 4GB RAM was enough for that purpose......!!!

I was like..... NO!! Go for 16GB..... else ur Laptop will hang while opening a Word Document!!!

:rofl:

 

[Gannu]

This question still haunt the techies.

Then you don't call them 'techies' in the first place!

 

[Gaurish]

A friend wanted advice for buying a laptop.....

He told me that he would be using it ONLY for Word Processing & Internet Surfing and nothing else...... And then asked me if 4GB RAM was enough for that purpose......!!!

I was like..... NO!! Go for 16GB..... else ur Laptop will hang while opening a Word Document!!!

:rofl:

haha....I hope he detected sarcasm, else he appear more n00b asking for laptop with 16gb ram...lolz

 

[hash]

Who

Is

The

NOOB

Here.

Fail.

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