chiragsthakur
Skilled
You just made me encounter a noob \m/...... 
Encounter with Noobs !!!!
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hishighness731
Disciple
Reading 1st page made me remember my encounter..
This girl asked for my mp3 disc telling she'll return it tommorow.i gave her (was time when cd players were in trend) , next day went to her home only to find her copying it to her pc.I enquired have you copied it?
She said ya half of it and need one more day.I puzzled asked her what? How are you coping? That was the time I felt laughing what she was doing was coping one track, closing the folder, going to new folder on drive then pasting it.Repeating it for every track
This girl asked for my mp3 disc telling she'll return it tommorow.i gave her
(was time when cd players were in trend) , next day went to her home only to find her copying it to her pc.I enquired have you copied it?She said ya half of it and need one more day.I puzzled asked her what? How are you coping? That was the time I felt laughing
what she was doing was coping one track, closing the folder, going to new folder on drive then pasting it.Repeating it for every track
Sumit05
Adept
Reading 1st page made me remember my encounter..
This girl asked for my mp3 disc telling she'll return it tommorow.i gave her
She said ya half of it and need one more day.I puzzled asked her what? How are you coping? That was the time I felt laughing
:rofl::lol::rofl:
ROFLMAO...thats the funniest shit I've heard. Noobs generally love to talk about hacking (imagining Matrix like shit to happen) as they think computers = hacking = sounding cool
madara_uchiha
Disciple
some classic ones i remember from the time i was in 7th class nd some quite recent.
when i was in 7th class- a guy was talking about how his pc is fckng awsome,when asked how many and what dimm sticks he had,his only reply was "160 gb".
another fellow who had recently bought a gfx card needed help with drivers,on asked with what the problem was exactly,his reply was "mere graphic card ke toh graphics hee ud gaye"lmao
also another of my frnd once asked me about my gpu-i told him it was a 9500gt,he asked "512mb haina"?i replied in the affirmative,he was like "yaaar mast hai"
a frnd asked for advice on buying a gpu,a told him to get a good gpu like a gtx 260 or higher if budget permits,he finally bought a 9500gt because atm i was running it,also he was quite proud it was a "1gb" version.
recently-
prashant: yaar tere computer meh toh 6gb ram haina?games mast chalte honge
me(helpless): sigh,yes
gaurav: mere me toh 8gb hai!!
i had given my 9500gt to prashant cuz his comp was running on crappy old igp nd he wanted to play"cod 4" ,he was was running a p4,and a measly 1k ddr2 ram,his reaction to playing cod "yaar high setting pe nahi chalte,tera graphic card toh bekar hai"
last year,we were given holiday hw on the schools website,a student was unable to access the website,and hence didnt do the work,techer:"kya hai kaam kyun nahi kiya"
student: ""mam i coudnt open the website"
techer: "tumhara server down hoga"
kaustav: "haan ,ho jata hai kayi bar"
when i was in 7th class- a guy was talking about how his pc is fckng awsome,when asked how many and what dimm sticks he had,his only reply was "160 gb".
another fellow who had recently bought a gfx card needed help with drivers,on asked with what the problem was exactly,his reply was "mere graphic card ke toh graphics hee ud gaye"lmao
also another of my frnd once asked me about my gpu-i told him it was a 9500gt,he asked "512mb haina"?i replied in the affirmative,he was like "yaaar mast hai"
a frnd asked for advice on buying a gpu,a told him to get a good gpu like a gtx 260 or higher if budget permits,he finally bought a 9500gt because atm i was running it,also he was quite proud it was a "1gb" version.
recently-
prashant: yaar tere computer meh toh 6gb ram haina?games mast chalte honge
me(helpless): sigh,yes
gaurav: mere me toh 8gb hai!!
i had given my 9500gt to prashant cuz his comp was running on crappy old igp nd he wanted to play"cod 4" ,he was was running a p4,and a measly 1k ddr2 ram,his reaction to playing cod "yaar high setting pe nahi chalte,tera graphic card toh bekar hai"
last year,we were given holiday hw on the schools website,a student was unable to access the website,and hence didnt do the work,techer:"kya hai kaam kyun nahi kiya"
student: ""mam i coudnt open the website"
techer: "tumhara server down hoga"
kaustav: "haan ,ho jata hai kayi bar"
One noob working in Dell asked me "If i fill my hdd with movies will my PC get slow" I said not slow but it'll become heavier :lol:
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Noobs don't know the difference between download and install, file transfers means download to them, every data tranefer is "download" and they "remove" unwanted programs from their PC by deleting desktop shortcut ... so funny. Every pc malfuntion they can't figure out is "Virus infection" or a "crash"
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Noobs don't know the difference between download and install, file transfers means download to them, every data tranefer is "download" and they "remove" unwanted programs from their PC by deleting desktop shortcut ... so funny. Every pc malfuntion they can't figure out is "Virus infection" or a "crash"
While that's not the general way how books are distributed, there are quite some books with .apk extension files. I remember seeing a Sherlock Holmes app, with all the books arranged in a neat menu and ability to bookmark, add notes, find meanings, references, background and much more, or just browse through Sherlock's most famous quotes and a single click would take you to the context in which it was said.
Open if and only if you want to spoil Talaash (Amir Khan's film)
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Are all of them (including the OP) high? :S
If not, them I'm quite sad looking at the comments
Mr.J
Skilled
Are all of them (including the OP) high? :S
If not, them I'm quite sad looking at the comments
If so, what would you call this:
Movie review: Talaash : Reviews, News - India Today
A review (supposedly) written by a professional.
How are you coping? That was the time I felt laughing
Hahaha...that is freaking hilarious. This is what happens actually, simply because most people aren't taught computing skills properly. Most just learn on the fly. I hope you did tell her to CRTL+A it! Or were u just a laughing at her!
hishighness731
Disciple
rakesh_ic
ex-Mod
yeah what a "shit" man.. as u rightly pointed out its the most funniest "shit" i have ever "shitted" accross and its so "shitty" cool mann...
PS:: This isnt any personal sarcasm but is intended to showcase the "yoyo" language by which we get carried away.
Stories from the Great Indian IT Industry.
Story of my friend in IT Admin:
A senior guy raised a ticket stating the network printer in their floor wasn't working. He kinda yelled over phone. When the Admin guy arrived he saw that, the same senior guy is using the network plug used for the printer to connect his laptop.
Another, from my encounter:
Guy sitting beside me cribbing his internet isn't working. He's even unable to log a call - nothing working. He asked my PC to raise a ticket. In the meantine, I was just looking at his PC. I saw that he had removed the VoIP Phone power plug to charge his Mobile.
(for those who aren't aware, the basic LAN setting is like Ethernet Port ----> VoIP phone set ----> PC. So the VoIP needs to powered on all the time.)
by the time I told him, a ticket was already raised.
A prank on a girl in my project:
Somehow some file wasn't getting deleted from some folder in her machine by simple Del or Shift + Del. She asked the guy sitting next to her "Mujhe iss file to udana hai. Koi command pata hai kya?".
That guy did not know the DOS command to delete a file, jokingly said "try the command "FLY FILENAME"". He didn't thought that girl would actually try that command. She complained that command didn't work. Guy told her to try with "-f" option - telling it'll delete forcefully. (Unix way) And that girl did try that too. damn. !!
Story of my friend in IT Admin:
A senior guy raised a ticket stating the network printer in their floor wasn't working. He kinda yelled over phone. When the Admin guy arrived he saw that, the same senior guy is using the network plug used for the printer to connect his laptop.
Another, from my encounter:
Guy sitting beside me cribbing his internet isn't working. He's even unable to log a call - nothing working. He asked my PC to raise a ticket. In the meantine, I was just looking at his PC. I saw that he had removed the VoIP Phone power plug to charge his Mobile.
(for those who aren't aware, the basic LAN setting is like Ethernet Port ----> VoIP phone set ----> PC. So the VoIP needs to powered on all the time.)
by the time I told him, a ticket was already raised.
A prank on a girl in my project:
Somehow some file wasn't getting deleted from some folder in her machine by simple Del or Shift + Del. She asked the guy sitting next to her "Mujhe iss file to udana hai. Koi command pata hai kya?".
That guy did not know the DOS command to delete a file, jokingly said "try the command "FLY FILENAME"". He didn't thought that girl would actually try that command. She complained that command didn't work. Guy told her to try with "-f" option - telling it'll delete forcefully. (Unix way) And that girl did try that too. damn. !!
Zinc
Adept
I was wondering what's this yoyo language? :23:
This takes the cake. Awesome!