Encounter with Noobs !!!!

yeah what a "shit" man.. as u rightly pointed out its the most funniest "shit" i have ever "shitted" accross and its so "shitty" cool mann...

PS:: This isnt any personal sarcasm but is intended to showcase the "yoyo" language by which we get carried away.

someone who speaks (or rather, 'writes') my mind ;)
 
aur ye har achchhey-bhaley svastha manushya ko 'dude' bana ke rakh deti hai, jo phir baakiyon ko apni chapet mein leney lagta hai!
(and the 'yo..yo' language turns an average normal healthy human being into some peculiar character called 'dude', who ends up spreading the contagion)!
 
Some incidents related to ps3:

1)
Me: You got a ps3 right? What kinda games u play..?
Friend: Man, i only play the best ps3 games.
(i knew what will follow after he made that statement)

Me: Okay cool.. so u got ps3 for abt 3-4 yrs now.. Played GoW ?
Friend: Nahi yaar.. havent played that one yet. How many are there in the series ?

2) Same fellow

Me: I got a jb console.
Friend: Yea dude, i need to get that done on my unit as well.
Me: And when was the last time you went online?
Friend: Day b4 yesterday i think ..

3) Different person:

I like ps3 games yaar.. Now i will also purchase a ps3 yaar. And i want that game..
GODS OF WAR.

4) Noobie ps2 owner @ office
How mch are those games coming for.. that game.. War Of God is it ?



5) Some guy on TE selling his games after backing them on PS3, and arguing:

"No i am not doing any piracy here.. I have purchased them and then made the back ups. And now i am selling them as i dont need them.. How is that piracy??"
 
Ok some uncle came to my house and after few minutes he was all over about a disease he is suffering.

He told me to check for the treatment on net and print some pages. Well I had my phone with me and instantly fired google.

After opening wikipedia (in the app) I showed him the phone and told him to swipe/flick from down to up to navigate the pages.


I went inside for a sec and when I came back I saw the uncle applying full force while swapping, I hurried towards him and when I saw he was at the end of the page. I gently told him to stop and took the phone away from him. :ashamed:
 
Whoever is organising this :
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One of my friend requesting an advice to buy a laptop..
After deciding the model, asked a doubt.. "How can we connect any external video device?"
me started saying options of usb and pcimcia options.. and asked him why do he needed that?


his reply "just to connect dvd player to watch movies"

believe me that was the last advice I gave....
 
It's been 3 days since I got my new cellphone (Lumia 920) and whenever some random guy notices it, the first inevitable question:

"Kitna megapixel camera hein?"

Me: 8.7 MP

"Bas? :O 36k wala phone mein kaali 8.7 MP? Dus-hazaar ki Micromex (notice mex not max, that's how they pronounce it here) mein 8 MP ki camera hein tho is mein kya badi baat hein? :sleep:"

Me:
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This includes some of my friends as well!
 
It's been 3 days since I got my new cellphone (Lumia 920) and whenever some random guy notices it, the first inevitable question:

"Kitna megapixel camera hein?"

Me: 8.7 MP

"Bas? :O 36k wala phone mein kaali 8.7 MP? Dus-hazaar ki Micromex (notice mex not max, that's how they pronounce it here) mein 8 MP ki camera hein tho is mein kya badi baat hein? :sleep:"

Me:
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This includes some of my friends as well!

Thats how it goes here in India :D

How about a review of the 920?
 
Offtopic:
Hit me up (in that thread ofc) if you have any specific query! In the meantime I shall keep updating that thread with anything I come across during my day-to-day usage.

I was hoping something like "unboxing" Nokia Lumia 920 with some first impression pics....

Ontopic: In 1996 When i was doing my Computer Graduation.. My LAB Instructor gave me Sanitized cotton for cleaning; when I said LAB systems are inflected with VIRUS!!! and needs cleaning..
 
I was hoping something like "unboxing" Nokia Lumia 920 with some first impression pics....

Errrm it's been 3 days since I got my phone. I will have to do a pseudo unboxing now. :ashamed:

Anyways, if you require some snapshots of the home screen and things like that, I can do that over the weekend. /OT

eGannu
 
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