India to launch cow urine as soft drink

[greenhorn]

India to launch cow urine as soft drink (no, we're not taking the p***) - Times Online :rofl:

 

[bottle]

no thanks!

 

[Gannu]

He insisted, however, that it would be able to compete with the American cola brands, even with their enormous advertising budgets. "We're going to give them good competition as our drink is good for mankind," he said. "We may also think of exporting it."

OMG LOL. :rofl:

 

[ubergeek]

i wonder what would be the response if an IC thread was created for thiis in the market section :lol:

 

[forum67]

I would rather drink pesticide---> pepsi

 

[Party Monger]

Suddenly Pepsi seems like elixir of life..

 

[Myth_Pharoah]

Imagine the poor cows. Milk, meat. Now their piss too.

 

[forum67]

do ppl actually drink it , in India ?? .........l0ol

 

[waseem46]

do ppl actually drink it , in India ?? .........l0ol

i heard some ppl do....

aaawwwkkkkkk.... :crazy:

 

[Darthcoder]

Morarji Desai used to drink it AFAIK.

 

[WingZero]

yea i remember in gujarati testbook of std 5th or something....we had a chapter on cow and in it there was mentioned "villagers worship cows as god and even bath with cow's urine and some even drink it...and it has blah blah blah"....

Eiwwww.....next ppl will ask to have dog shit

 

[viralbug]

Morarji Desai used to drink it AFAIK.

i thought he use to drink his own piss?

yes, there are people who drink cow's urine. they believe it 'purifies' them.

 

[hatter]

^^ bah! nobody drinks cow's urine. India is full of crackpots but drinking cow's urine is just too much

 

[ComradE_BeaN]

these ppl need to get laid & STFU!

 

[chiron]

I'd drink it if would get me stoned. In fact I'd probably buy a cow for myself and make it eat water all day.

 

[ComradE_BeaN]

^maybe you are already stoned!! :lol:

cows dont "eat" water . .

 

[cool_cat]

oh now!! ,already india is mocked and portrayed as slum dwellers residing inside sh1t by that sh1tty movie-slumdog millionaire.now with this drink launched ,india's image elsewhere is going to be i1i .

 

[sato1986]

oh now!! ,already india is mocked and portrayed as slum dwellers residing inside sh1t by that sh1tty movie-slumdog millionaire.now with this drink launched ,india's image elsewhere is going to be i1i .

dude. sad.

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i wont be surprised if they launch cow dung in competition with hamburgers n then they drink urne n eat sheeet to endorse the common brand

 

[YoGi-Sama]

Are we really moving "forward"?? or these f**kers are following religious extremists to pull us all in stone age? At this rate, we will make sure that our place is even lower than third world countries... sad!!

 

[SharekhaN]

Non now, there might be health benefits. Maybe it will be in diluted form and may not be as bad tasting. I remember when I had to drink it during my thread ceremony. seemed yuck at the time.

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