l33t_5n1p3r_max
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The only way you can guarantee that she will say yes is if you are holding a .45.
Yeah, do that. And if you begin singing the song 45 by Shinedown your chances of pataofying will increase.
Btw, don't get your hopes up. 99% chances are that the girl will say no. Try the friendship route. " Me n a freind going for a movie, wanna come" then when the gullible biyach agrees and goes out with you, grab a bottle of chloroform, get her unconscious, put her in your gunny bag, take her to a deserted area, knock her up and tell her that you will tell her daddy about his lil girl if she does'nt go out with you again.
Rinse and repeat.
And I'm sorry for being such a d1ck. Too much World of Warcraft have played havoc with my societal skills.
